astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand