khrysaliss:

"do i actually like you or do i like the idea of you" a novel by me

sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me